He plays: a barrister on the set of a cheesy courtroom drama

He struggles with: vanity, feral jealousy, mostly of Johnny Depp

Special props: powdered wig, women's magazines with his photo on the cover

Objects of Interest: himself, Maggie

Orlando, on his Pirates of the Caribbean experiences: [falsetto] "'Orlando, who's that freak over there we didn't notice?'" [as Johnny Depp] "'Oooh look at me, I make art house movies. Oooh, I've got scissors for hands.'"

Ricky on Orlando: "Orlando was great. He wanted to make the character really desperate. He totally sends himself up."