He plays: rock star

He lacks: shame

Special Props: Coldplay t-shirt

Objects of Interest: his album, its sales

Chris on 'Extras' Chris: "What's funny about playing the part of a big rock star is that you actually get to be a big rock star for a bit. What people don't realize is that most of the time you're just a loser, no matter how many tickets you sell. You don't get to behave that badly."

Memorable Lines: (After learning that his public service announcement will feature people dying from lack of clean water) "Could they be holding copies of the album?"