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Maggie gets a background part as a juror in a ridiculous courtroom drama, which stars Orlando Bloom as a handsome barrister. Watching the actor get accosted by female fans, Maggie sympathizes. "Must be exhausting...especially 'cause they're just doing it cause you're famous." Orlando insists his good looks are the draw, then carries on about how much more popular he is than Johnny Depp. Maggie doesn't buy it.
A jittery Andy calls Maggie from the set of his sitcom, which was picked up and dumbed down by the network. His agent tries to assure him that "crass, lowest common denominator" comedy gets the biggest ratings. When a lead actor drops out, claiming the show is "too broad," the network replaces him with a daft TV presenter, sending Andy over the edge.
Back on the courtroom set, Maggie runs into a former extra who gloats about getting "plucked from the cesspool" - she landed an acting part. She attempts to fix up Maggie and get her a bit part ("she's desperate for anything"), only to inform her she's not good looking enough for either. Orlando interrupts them, still determined to win Maggie over, and begs her for a kiss. "If it's going to shut you up," Maggie says giving in, as the gloating "actress" looks on.
On the brink of shooting his sitcom, Andy threatens to walk off the set. "I don't want to be on TV for the sake of it...I'll hate myself for the rest of my life," he tells the BBC execs. Realizing he could end up like Barry - who's pockets are spilling out with stolen candy from craft services - he decides to suck it up and go through with it...wig, oversized glasses, catchphrase and all.
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